(James Downham, Mark Smith)

Call me Schneider’s
Add some Heinz
I’m Oscar Meyer’s
Oooh, so many kinds

I’ve got the moves
So take a chance
I’m the guy that grooves
Come on, let’s dance!

Hot dog, Hot dog – Chew me up and spit me out
Hot dog, Hot dog – That’s what it’s all about
Hot dog, Hot dog -Oh, so tasty and so real
Hot dog, Hot dog – And I’ve got universal appeal!

My killer smile
I do my thing
I’ve got my own style
I am the King

I know you know
About romance
I won’t take “No!”
Come on, let’s dance!

Hot dog, Hot dog – Long ‘n slender, wholesome good
Hot dog, Hot dog – Do it, do it, the way I could
Hot dog, Hot dog – Oh so tasty and so real
Hot dog, Hot dog – And I’ve got universal appeal!

There’s no question
I am the man
If I can’t do it
Then no one can

I’ve got you in my
Hypnotic trance
Don’t fight don’t even try
Come on, let’s dance!

Hot dog, Hot dog – There’s no need for common sense
Hot dog, Hot dog – Juice me up with condiments
Hot dog, Hot dog – Oh so tasty and so real
Hot dog, Hot dog – And I’ve got universal appeal!
Hot dog, Hot dog – Bite it, Bite it!
Hot dog, Hot dog – Don’t fight it!
Hot dog, Hot dog – Grab the end and ignite it!

Hot dog, Hot dog – Oh Hot Dog! Yeah!